Friday, December 29, 2006 / 10:37 PM
What to do when ANDREA gets piss!!!
[nicole]
For some people who always have a neck for pissing my dearest mommy off. Here's some tips from her favourite daughter, MOI to you so as to help you get back in her good books.
#Tip 1: If you're a girl, good for you! Because in my case, a good dosage of whining and moaning always do the trick. However if you're a guy and pretty much incapable of whining then i suggest you at least attempt to. Perhaps the attempt might cause her laughters!
#Tip 2: Hug her and tell her she rocks! How she's the very very best. Andrea might be a tigeress at times, but she's not immune to big watery eyes and roses. You get the picture. (=
#Tip 3: Compliment her like crazy while she cries her tears dry. Oh well.. Crying is a remedy!
#Tip 4: Buy her lollipops, sweets, chocolates, gelare and all other sorts of candy!!! She's a kid at heart and she has a HUGE sweet tooth!
#Tip 5: If all else fails, you can attempt to jump off the building. She might finally come to her senses and forgive you. Or you can kidnap her precious PUP and threaten to kill it. It might not yield good results but she would be forced to forgive you.
But if this fails too, then you know you're really in trouble with her!!!
So here you have it. From the very mouth of MOI who has pissed Mommy off and gotten closer too!! Mommy, love you loads!
Wednesday, December 27, 2006 / 12:07 AM
IT's BOXING DAY!!!! *punch punch* oops. Nopex. Boxig Day is over. Sighs. Welll.. punch punch punch still..
[nicole]
Anyway, Andrea making me post our pictures from our Church Christmas Party. SO here goes nothing....
Presenting... Christmas NIGHT...
Now, now Iggy, pls SMILE! its xmas afterall!
Black VS Pink becomes White VS Green
007 wanna-be. WIth pretty gals!
Open your eyes Gwyn! sha-lalalla
Blehx. It took me like an hour to post this few pics! So I shall continue another time. At least in this way, it will look as though I did what i'm told to do by Mommy!!
Ciao!
10 facts about most of guys we know[nicole on pictures, drea on text. Points are alternate b/w us!]
1) Hot or CuTe GuyS as we said are either Gays Or fAGGoTs...Do you know who we are talking about look at the bottom post 2)GuYs are just so stubborn , you need to learn the art of persuasion just to ask them to do something 3)If you treat him nicely he will say you are in love with him 4)Hmm how can i say most of them are gentlemen but when it comes to fun they are no gentlemen as prove with have a few pictures below
5)If you tell him your problems he says you are troublesome,if you don't he says you don't trust him
6)Hmm guys can be trust for their words, but if you tell them your troubles, they will usually tell your closest friends
7)They dress down on christmas night But dress up on 
BOXING Day (eg.Iggy)
8)They can be your pillar of strength and laughters of joy and your punching back when you are sad or angry
9)They complain that girls are very fickled minded but in actually they are too (for eg a certain someone put his msn nic as "sad life" but in 15 mins time he change it too "life was fun")
10)They say when girls nag they are a nuisance but when guys nag they are just showing concern(eg. Marcus see his showing his concern on the phone)
-------------------------Signing off: AnDrEa n NiCoLe------------------------
Tuesday, December 26, 2006 / 11:21 PM
The facts about FAGGOTS and GAYS
(or rather...)
The unusal STUFF my neice and little bro get up too!
[nicole]
I'm not gonna do more talking and crapping since I think the pictures can speak like a million words since there are so many. But truth be told this 2 sweeties are no faggots or gays! they are just the nicest, craziest. maddest people that's all. And thanks for wanting and insisting to walk me home today though I had to literally beg u all not to due to e rain! haha..U guys r sweeties!
So to my 2 victims.. Merry Xmas! Love u both!
There there Marcus, that's not a very macho pose!
Eh xiao di, y slp on me??
"And oh-what-fun it is to squash Marcus!"
SMILE!!! Emo Iggy...
marcus, don't cry! It proves u to be... Fa*****
To savage a little of your faces, here's a nice pic of us!
Topic:Bullying Nic
A pity is no chore but is pure fun...She brings out the laugh just by a simple tickle.Hmm but you must always remember only a few privilege people are allowed as it is our duty and yup, we are paid by the hour.haha..My dear is sure doing a good job out of it, right iggy?...Hmm anyway who wants the privilege can get it through us or rather me hahaa, but yup its while stocks last k ...Hmm but a little warning to the people out there whoever who bully her must no the limit or else she will sure flare, it wouldn't be a nice thing to see...and that i can assure you 100% hhaaha...
Andrea
Many should know, i'm stuck at home...anyway going out soon before miss ow slaughter me haha...
anyway lets talk about one interesting thing about hong kong on the last day, and as i rush here and there for things, i ran pass the hotel entrance and yup many should have guess , i almost got knock down yup, and apparantly it was a ferrari that almost hit me , hmm maybe its a privilege but i don't think i want to get knock down, it will sure be a long stay at the hospital and if i have a coma oh my , serious...haha kk i'll continue ...andrea
Andrea here =)
Hmm firstly, i want something money can't buy...i want hmm lasting friendship as through the years as the paths go different for all of us, i hope we still remember each other as we head different paths...
Secondly, hmm i want great results for my o level's ahhhh! so scared seriously i am ...
hirdly, hmmm i wish for happiness in the world and not to forget peace, as if there's no peace, we will have no happiness or joy
Forth,something for myself now...Hmm as i told my bro, gwyn, i want to see stars in the night lit sky and esp to see shooting stars ...it will make me alot happier than now heee
Fifth, to know my faith well and continue spreading it around
Six, ahhh i want get a hmmm a ipod or hmm xbox....
hard to decide but yar , i'll continue wishing
Seven=> Hmm to spend a day with someone special at a beach sitting at the rocks watching the sunrise together =), a girl can't help but dream
Eight->For my family and friends to be safe and happy and safe
9... A day just to relax in my own little world
Ten: To learn to treasure what i have and not let it go.
11) Everyone will fight less and quarrel less, and be happy with each other and accept their flaws
12)i'll leave your in suspense as i wish i wish wish it....
Andrea signing off..
Saturday, December 23, 2006 / 8:35 PM
Tis the season to be jolly.. Fa-lala-lalala
[nicole, andrea]
First and foremost, I've to say that..ANDREA is finally back!!!! Back with mingdao too! Yep, that cute taiwanese actor :) YEAH!! I missed you andrea mommmmmy darling!
And now that she's back, i think I can relax on blogging this thingy. Afterall, I'm the hard working one on our bloggy! haha.
but before Andrea comes and blog, she's busy looking for her dress. What dress?? Her xmas party dress. that's right, her dress is missing in action and boy, she's pissed. heh. So I'm rambling endlessly on cause she's not available at the moment!
Speaking of which, It's CHRISTMAS!!!! So here's wishing all our friends, love ones, not-so-loved-ones, enemies even.. A Fabulous Christmas!! And of course, a very very very awesome new year! may all be well for you guys and gals in the new year!
It's really sad that the true meaning of Christmas is kind of lost in today's society. it's more abour the presents and gifts. This is not to say that presents and gifts are not good!! But really, the true meaning of xmas is the coming of our Lord Saviour to save mankind.
And here's as promised, Andrea and her blogging. It's nicole, out!
Heyhey peeps...
hmm got lots to blog :'( , wonder where i should start hmmm...wonder.... kk firstly i'll type about how i miss you guys so much ...loads i tell you ... but sadly and yet happily i went for that holiday, hmm guess besides nic who miss me loads loads and pauline n a few other of my great friends no one else, guess some didn't even know i'm gone , quite sad isn't it ...
hmm nevermind ,i'll talk about something else.You know i realised is bad to travel during winter all coats and long sleeve so as usual i didn't buy much ... :'(... kk anyway i write about the long and short stories in the future blog entries , now i'll just keep your in suspense ...
Anyway here i would like to wish your a early early christmas greeting hoping that you day have been pleasantly good and enjoyable for your =)...take care , see your soon...
Lastly, i want to say to nic, you are sadly the hardworking one heee...As usual i'll say: It's good for you , you get to let you imagination of words and pictures flow..i'm helping to improve you english further hmm not that it needs improvement though its so perfect ...Andrea signing off!
Wednesday, December 20, 2006 / 10:45 PM
"Jingle Bells, Jingle bells, jingle all the way... DECK the halls with boughts of Holly..fa-lalala-lalala"[nicole]
I wanted to blog about our Christmas wishlist. Ours being mine and Andrea's, but since Andrea is so conveniently out of town and therefore I'm unable to find her to produce her X'mas wishlist for me, I shall ramble on about mine first!
1. To know God more (=2. I wanna get a new phone since my crappy 3 month old phone is like breaking down inwardly and outwardly. =( N73!!!! I will have that phone.. =)
3. I want an i-pod nano!
4. All earthly possessions aside, I wish that all my friends and family will be safe and sound in 2007!! :)
5.
To have a white, snowing christmas with someone special. hahaha. [so very impossible, but I'm allowed to dream!]
6. To visit Paris, the city of lights, hotties and romance!
7. Visit Greece!! Those blue and white houses are to die for.
8. To do well for Os. [abit late i guess... :(]9. For all of you reading this to be happy and healthy!!! ;) 
10. To see shooting stars!
11. For me to get through this unscratched! it's the end of the story! HAH, andrea etc, aren't you all proud of me for 
moving on?? =D12. Finally, my favourite and most unrealistic wish to marry ,Cristiano Ronaldo, migrate to wherever he lives in and have a bunch of kids and live happily ever after.... (i know, i know i can wishing and dreaming!)
He's hot and there's no denying!
So that's 12 wishes, one wish for the 12 days of xmas! And I've taken to listening to xmas tunes. They are just soooo catchy, so if I'm out with you and i suddenly launch into some xmas tunes, please dun blame me or stare at me as though I'm outta my brains. Afterall, how many times a year can u sing Christmas songs??
"Silent night..Holy night. All is calm.."
"Joy to the world, the Lord is come!!"
Lallalala....toodles.
19 Dec 2006Our Very Unusual Expedition at ViVo City! Unleashing the child in you!!As my mom and dad attempted to re-paint my house, they wanted my useless butt out of the house. The catch is that I've gotta take my little cousin with me if she was to give me extra allowance for my very broke self. The little brat rejoiced and even danced when the good news was told to her while I on the other hand had to crack my brain to come up with some place to take her. gosh, I even took to going through a Singapore map, but finally my search came up with only one place left. ViVo City.
So here we are, bringing out the child in us and in a certain Nicole's case, the auntie-ness in her with a green bag filled with candy and umbrella and a sweet purple water bottle.
Damn.
Yes, fine! It's cute okay! 
Marcus, you're scaring the poor child! Can you see the fear in her eyes?
She's a pretty baby!
"Honey, please do not knock on the glasss!!"
orh, how sweet! My cousin, Iggy and...the cat.
yes Andrea, we missed you that much!
Little cuz: Go away!
Iggy: I'm gona eat you!!
Uncle marcus: quick say cheese!
nicole: damn, e pic is blurred =(
Here's proof that Iggy wants to devour my pink cousin alive!
Finally, a decent looking picture. See Andrea, you missed out so much fun.
In conclusion, I can only say that bringing out a kid is really tough job, but it's also much fun. My little babe came home and proclaimed to me "JIE JIE!! I want go out with you again!" So koodles to me and koodles to those of u who went with me!
ps. if you're wondering why this post is here too. it's for convenience sake. I transferred this from my own blog here. :)
Tuesday, December 19, 2006 / 7:42 PM
The FACTS about AUNTIES (and how I'm NOT one.)
by nicole.
I hereby declare that I'm not suffering from middle age syndrome. Yet. Why did I say that? That's because my mom wanted me and my not so baby cousin out of the house while she and my dad attempted to paint the house the oh-so-lovely international gay colour of purple. Okay Andrea, I know you like purple and all but pardon me it's juat so not right to turn my house into the international gay house. [no offence to anyone!] Going back to the topic, I wanna clarify that I am no aunty despite that green bulky bag filled with cookies and sweets and an umbrella that I carried today. Though the purple and pink water bottle my cousin left me to carry did not make things any better, (it made my image all the worst!) I am still NO aunty!
So here's to confirm that my analyse of myself is right.
Fact 1:
Aunties is the equivilant of middle age, and a higher chance of being housewives would most definitely know how to sweep the floor. Have you ever seen any aunties dragging the broom behind them and walking?? No. They hold it with such experience, they could become experts at it.
And truth be told, I can't sweep the floor. Not only so, like I boldly proclaim ( in front of a bu
nch of people in Pasir Ris park-) "Does it look like I know how to hold a broom??!!!" Sure, I made a pretty good joke out of myself, but you get the picture. And even with the invention of vacuum cleaners, the only one I know how to handle is the kind that my parents bought for me when I was pirmary 3, pink, hello-kitty and all.
Need I elaborate more?
Fact 2:
"BOY!! don't go near that men. Later he catch you and eat you up ar..Then you know la! Come back here now..." Find this sort of phrase familiar?? As a child I often wondered where all this kidnappers come from. Years on at age 7 or so, I begin to think that all men are kidnappers. At my current sweet 16, I've sweared off men. Ironical. But you get my point, why do all aunties say this?? Protect their child perhaps, but it's so embarrassing!
I remember a few months back when me and Andrea were at Bugis, I went off to get a drink while drea waited at the side for me. The woman in front of me told her child "GIRRRRRLL, you want to die is it? Walk off like that, kena catch then you know la!"
You would most definitely not catch me saying that. For instance, I always tell my cousin when she wanders away that she's a naughty girl and she being desperate to be a good girl so she can get sweets would be by my side in an instant. See the massive difference??
Fact 3:
I do not wear my pyjamas out of the house or to anywhere. Gosh, I don't even own pyjamas. But I've got simply no understanding as to why Aunties of all ages simply adore to wear their pjs out of the house. And the worse part is that they wear their low-class, loose-fitting "dress" with heels! Understandable about the part where they at their age seek 
comfort first. BUT... with heels??? That's like outrageously soooo wrong. And what I just wrote was an understatement.
I was at NTUC a long time back with my Mom and as I was looking for something called Cinammon, this woman strutted past me. Heels checked. Long straight hair checked. Make-up checked. Branded Prada bag checked. pyjamas..checked! Explain to me what is the point of going to the extent of dolling up, but only to wear your pyjamas in the end?
Fact 4:
Only aunties would stare at me when I'm in the train with my cousin today. One very bling-bling aunty even 
had the guts to point at me, eyes round and weary. Clearing her throat she 'whispered' to her daughterr in Chinese about how a girl should be decent and not engage in the wrong stuff or else she will regret for the rest of her life. How thoughtful of this certain lady to be worried and concern for my future.. But which part of her common sense did she not have?? My cousin is only a mere age of 5 and still, she's pretty big-boned and can even pass for the age of 6 or 7. Does it look like a girl of my size can actually have a kid at age of 10??? Geez. thanks alot aunty.
Me, on the other hand, am cool about this sorta stuff. Just as long as its fine by you, its fine by me. No comments, no worries.
Fact 5:
Aunties who drink coffee go "Kopi-O" or "Kopi-si" and not "Can I have an ice-blended coffee mocha pls?". That said, I rest my case. Period.
On to my "some might say" ramblings for today, ANDREA..you're missed!! As to prove this, here's us hoping to be in HongKong with you!!!
And while you are there, I am still hoping that you would be able to get the autograph of a certain cute Taiwanese actor whom I've heard would be in HK!
And Yupp, I'm beginning to feel the lost of having you around. For one, I've you to chat with at nights. Second, when I'm pissed or angry or upset at a certain someone and else one, you'll gladly let me complain and sulk. Thirdly, when I'm bullied, you're there to defend moi. Geez, i do miss you so. If by any chance you get some form of civiliazation at your hotel and manage to read this, I'M missing YOU, so get back to spore quick!
Till the adventures come again, Nicole out.
#Tip 2: Hug her and tell her she rocks! How she's the very very best. Andrea might be a tigeress at times, but she's not immune to big watery eyes and roses. You get the picture. (=
Forth,something for myself now...Hmm as i told my bro, gwyn, i want to see stars in the night lit sky and esp to see shooting stars ...it will make me alot happier than now heee
moving on?? =D
Aunties is the equivilant of middle age, and a higher chance of being housewives would most definitely know how to sweep the floor. Have you ever seen any aunties dragging the broom behind them and walking?? No. They hold it with such experience, they could become experts at it.
nch of people in Pasir Ris park-) "Does it look like I know how to hold a broom??!!!" Sure, I made a pretty good joke out of myself, but you get the picture. And even with the invention of vacuum cleaners, the only one I know how to handle is the kind that my parents bought for me when I was pirmary 3, pink, hello-kitty and all.
"BOY!! don't go near that men. Later he catch you and eat you up ar..Then you know la! Come back here now..." Find this sort of phrase familiar?? As a child I often wondered where all this kidnappers come from. Years on at age 7 or so, I begin to think that all men are kidnappers. At my current sweet 16, I've sweared off men. Ironical. But you get my point, why do all aunties say this?? Protect their child perhaps, but it's so embarrassing!
comfort first. BUT... with heels??? That's like outrageously soooo wrong. And what I just wrote was an understatement.
had the guts to point at me, eyes round and weary. Clearing her throat she 'whispered' to her daughterr in Chinese about how a girl should be decent and not engage in the wrong stuff or else she will regret for the rest of her life. How thoughtful of this certain lady to be worried and concern for my future.. But which part of her common sense did she not have?? My cousin is only a mere age of 5 and still, she's pretty big-boned and can even pass for the age of 6 or 7. Does it look like a girl of my size can actually have a kid at age of 10??? Geez. thanks alot aunty.
And while you are there, I am still hoping that you would be able to get the autograph of a certain cute Taiwanese actor whom I've heard would be in HK! 
